I'm Not Crazy, I'm a Genius
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I'm Not Crazy, I'm a Genius
The screen is my eyes. At the shelf in front of my two hands gripping the cart, I mutter "Ketchup… ketchup…" and the customer next to me whips their head around. The name I said becomes a glowing ketchup outline that snaps onto the real bottle, and a hand shoots out to grab it (faster!). Our eyes meet again and a red cloud of anxiety tangles up. Then a name tag slaps onto "I" in the speech bubble "Why am I like this?", and the camera slips out of my head into third person. A stopwatch makes exactly one lap, and in 1 second the cloud unravels into green waves. The badge above counts down from TOP 5 through 5·4·3·2·1, stops at 1, and answers the question below, "How many seconds?" The twist: the customer who was staring is also muttering "Milk… milk…". In the end, a "Genius" medal is pinned on.