Count Straw O/X — How to Spot an Energy Vampire
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Count Straw O/X — How to Spot an Energy Vampire
From the very first frame, an energy juice box with a straw stuck in it gets slurped — “shluuurp” — and shrivels, and as the camera pulls back, the straw's owner, Count Straw, reveals himself to an organ's “da-da-da~.” “Only talks about themselves?” O; “It's because of my mood?” X; “Unimpressed by good news?” O; “What if I'm even nicer?” X — with each answer the whole screen switches with a mint O iris or a tomato X cross wipe. Finally, as the juice box walks off with “Distance,” the straw stretches like a rubber band until it snaps — pop! — and smacks the Count in the face, while the juice glugs back up to full.