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A Text from My Battery
Done 1/1 · 9:16 · 2026-10-07 14:01
A Text from My Battery
My text, "Fully charged to 100% overnight!", gets a red shouting bubble from "My Battery": "Stop right now!!" When it says the cells get stressed if left at 100%, I reply cluelessly, "Then I'll drain it to zero!" The battery says, "Even below 20%... that's a strain on me...", faints, and the phone dies mid-chat. The next morning, back in the mint chat room, the toggles switch on in the Galaxy 'Battery Protection' and iPhone 'Optimized Battery Charging' cards, the 20–80% range card fills up, the plug pops out at 80%, and a "Postpone" stamp hits the replacement cost of "over 100,000 won."