Shopping Shorts
The Fluffies Have Arrived… No, They're Restocked!
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The Fluffies Have Arrived… No, They're Restocked!
Flashes go off and cheers pour out in the arrivals hall as “Missed you!” signs shoot up. The automatic doors open and out comes the star everyone's been waiting for: a pair of cream-colored fuzzy slippers in sunglasses. The display board says “Arrived,” then, with “No — restocked!”, it flips just two panels to read “Restocked.” Next, like an airport fashion breakdown, circles on freeze-frames point out “Fluffy all the way to the lining” and “Thick, cushy soles,” and as a “So glad to see you again!” banner drops over the gate, the slippers take a bow.