Shopping Shorts
Cast-Iron Pan Seeks Owner
Done 1/1 · 9:16 · 2026-09-30 18:20
Cast-Iron Pan Seeks Owner
On a dating app, a cast-iron pan reviews candidate owners' habit cards. “Soak in water overnight” gets rejected as rust freckles pop up, “Wash right away and dry over low heat” passes, and “A thin coat of oil, stored dry” is a perfect fit. The screen flips to hot pink — it's a perfect match! The match turns out to be the shopping cart, so the pan hops and drops right in.